Yep, I'm one of those fussy kite-fanciers. But perhaps it's better to
just have a laugh at those mistakes rather than get annoyed...
Hence, this page is a celebration of cartoon and clip-art kite stuff-ups.
Are you an experienced kite flier? Have a browse and a giggle :-)
Just looking for clip art and arrived here by mistake? ;-) Hey, don't leave - you will learn plenty about single-line kites. And have a laugh while you're at it!
I decided it would be most interesting to look at the 'worst first' :-)
But down near the bottom, it finishes with a few examples of quite good depictions of kites. Just to prove that some cartoonists or line-art creators do actually know a thing or 2 about them!
When the weather's good and you have the time, it's great to get out with a kite or 3. But what about on bad weather days? Then it's time to pull out...
"Kites Up!" - my downloadable kite-flying board game! Apart from towing indoor kites, doing a spot of imaginary flying is the next best thing :-)
A Cartoon Kite Flown By The Tail!
No, I'm not kidding! Just take a look at these 3...
And what's that bit coming from the nose? Weird.
Another confused cartoonist. And a very slack line with all those loops in it. Maybe a little jet engine is keeping the kite up there...
Is that line part of a tail? Shall we give the artist the benefit of the doubt? No, it really looks like it's meant to be a flying line, leading to a kite flier down below somewhere. Sigh.
And for a slight variation on the theme, some artists have chosen to attach the flying line to the same spot as the tail!
For a moment, I thought maybe the line was supposed to be going to a bridle on the far side of the sail. But no, it goes exactly to the tail end of the Diamond!
In larger versions of this image, it's easier to see the little guy way below, holding the kite string. But look where it's attached...
Upside Down Diamond Kites!
You gotta be kidding me, I hear you say. Nope, here are 3 examples. I saw a few more than this, too!
Nice streamers, even a nice Diamond kite design - but it's the wrong way up!
Sticks on the correct side, realistic line angle, reasonable tail - but the Diamond is inverted. Sheeesh.
There's a lot wrong with this image, but of course the up-side-down sail is the most obvious!
No wonder Joe Blow has difficulty getting the bridle right on his first attempt at making a kite. Check some of these out...
A downright strange cartoon kite. :-) A keel like a Delta, but another bridle line going right back to the tail end. Not to mention the aft towing point...
This one's a scream isn't it! Must be a mighty strong thermal is all I can say. Or perhaps it's a Box Windsock.
One leg of the bridle is attached to where the spars cross, and the other goes to the bottom tip of the spar. With the towing point somewhere in between! It would never fly.
It's supposed to be a Delta, and I think the nose is pointing to the left. One bridle leg goes to the nose while the others go somewhere near the wing tips. Interesting!
Now, if the horizontal spar was a little closer to the nose end of the kite, and the spar was was stiff enough, this 2-leg bridle would actually work! But it's certainly unconventional.
This next one is just as unconventional, with the addition of a bridle line going to the tail end. But, with no horizontal spar at all, this kite would just fold up and plummet to the ground!
Sticks On The Wrong Side
To be fair, sometimes the sticks show through when the sail is lit from behind. That might have been the intention in some of these, but others are definitely wrong...
Apart from dihedral on the vertical spar, the sticks appear to be on the wrong side.
At first I thought they were the bridle, but it seems the 2 curved lines on this cartoon kite are supposed to represent the 2 spars. On the wrong side of the sail of course!
Quite a reasonable looking cartoon kite. To be kind, let's say the sail is clear plastic and the spars are just showing through... But somehow I doubt it!
This cartoon kite is pretty blatant - unless that yellow sail is very translucent!
Now, there's no mistaking this artist's error! Tsk tsk tsk.
Another fairly reasonable-looking Diamond in flight. But how see-through is that sail? I bet the artist tied the line directly to the sticks on the wrong side!
Aft Towing Points
In other words, these kites show the bridle towing point adjusted too far back towards the tail end. A bit more subtle this one. But each cartoon kite below would not have a hope of flying, as illustrated! However, most of these depictions do have the sticks on the correct side of the sail.
A colored cow kite, being flown by a cow in the original cartoon! But the sail is square, with the line attached to where the sticks cross. The same sail area above and below the towing point. It would never fly.
Similar problem with this kite, not to mention the lack of a tail!
Weird 3-leg bridle, no tail and towing point way too low. Tsk tsk tsk. Tut tut.
Mmmm not bad at first glance, but the towing point is just too far aft.
Same for this one! A 2-leg bridle this time.
And this one, also with a 2-leg bridle.
Flying line attached off to the side somewhere! And no tail.
Oooops! Try putting the tail on the other end of this kite, and it might fly.
A Very Heavy Cartoon Kite
This was from a German source, and I think the image was illustrating a point about making kites light, in order to fly better. I think the rather ... umm chunky kite below would need a Category 5 storm to have any hope of rising on it's stri... I mean rope...
Many of the images on this page are cropped down considerably from the originals, to show just the kite in each case. Hence I hope to avoid stepping on anyone's toes from a copyright perspective! Other complete images are small less-detailed versions, for the same reason.
Some Better Cartoon Kites
These images give a pretty respectable impression of a kite. Sometimes in flight, sometimes not. Interestingly, the artists who know what a Delta kite is, are usually able to get the keel and towing point right!
Black and white, with just a hint of a 2-leg bridle. The artist has evidently flown a kite before, since it all looks 'right'. There's even pockets in the sail corners for the spar tips!
A butterfly kite. It's only an illustration, but it's credible.
Again, only an illustration, but no obvious errors at least!
Maybe the towing point's a bit too low, but not a bad depiction of a Diamond in flight.
A wonderful bird's-eye view of a colorful Delta kite in flight. Nice illustration.
Another similar view of a Delta. This time towing a drogue for extra stability. And extra spectacle! The flying line curves up towards the central region, which is where deltas fly from. Tick.
Now this one is not a free-hand sketch. Having seen a larger version, I think it was done using drawing software of some kind. A very precise depiction of a Delta kite.
A more impressionistic sketch of a Delta kite, but basically correct.
This Diamond kite is just hanging from its flying line. It looks 'right'. Full marks to the cartoonist!
That's it. And if you recognize your work here, don't take offense!
It's just a bit of fun for kite nuts. And maybe some education for
people looking for cartoon kite images.
As mentioned earlier, there's another alternative to towing indoor kites if it's just not possible to fly outdoors...
"Kites Up!" is my downloadable board game. It's a PDF file which has all the documentation for the game plus images for all the components. Tokens, cards, the board itself and so on. Anyway, just click that link to see more info :-)